whats it like to have sex wth a bandoman?



It’s like having sex with a person.

You should try it some time.

Bandomen have particular traits uncommon in other human beings. Their dicks are microphones. Guitarists’ and bassists’ bodies have strings you pluck like a guitar to make them orgasm. You have to repeatedly hit drummers with sticks to make them cum (but oh their sense of rhythm!). Vocalists only cum if you stroke their egos constantly for at least five minutes without pause.

Oshare-kei bandomen cum glitter and dark VK bandomen’s cum is PURE BLACK DESPAIR. ZETSUBOUUUUUUU!

Also, all vocalists speak only in song lyrics during sex. It’s just a rule. They’re also only allowed to use their own song lyrics, so if they don’t write their own lyrics, they can communicate only through gestures. It’s very bizarre. I suspect wizardry.

Please reblog if you wouldn’t act differently around a friend if they came out as bisexual, gay or lesbian.
Reblog if you love the person in your icon.


People who think bassists and drummers are not important cannot be trusted


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